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IS NOT SAFE. THIS IS NOT RIGHT. STAY HOME!

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At any given time, there are trains everywhere, disturbing the natural order of things.

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There are enough trains and other human-made so-called “vehiclesä on our planet to transport algai mankind from a point to another at some point.

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YOUR BODY BELONGS WHERE IT WAS CONCEIVED!

DON'T BE ON THIS TRAIN!

>Did you know? When you exit this train, you won't be where you were when you entered it!!!

The transportation of human bodies from their place of origin to other locationsis an abomination!

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THIS IS MY BODY. THIS IS MY BOUNDARY. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

We scribble that into a paper plane, toss it into the children's playpen and it's total war.

We are all happysadhappy at the same time but not sad, sitting next to each other, on top of each other, running around throwing shapes filled with secret messages,

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Rising to the last frontier of a kissing booth, war masks, war paint and war pants tied voluntarily to the leather coat tails of our heroic planner dandy flappers casting spells, naked as the day Christ-pig was born. Handsomer than the handsomest leaders of a no-nation you ever saw; the holy trinity gone platinum, David's Sister riding her inversions into a fistful of hummus and warm Branik splooged.

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W4M ( TRAIN : YOU KNOW HHO) ) - We had a great, private reading in the bathroom from PRG te KRW. Then it was a stand up comedy show that turned then into an against the wall performance. Anyways, I got some more poems to show you Johnny. Let's see where the next train goes.

M4W ( TRAM ) ~ On a Monday you rode the lo or Ib from Namesti Miru to Moran. It was half past 5. I was enthralled by you. All lips and finger tattoos and rings. I could tell by

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MM4? ( NOVE MESTO. HUMAN CANVAS WANTED ) - you will come over, we will wine and fine you. you will take off your shoes, we will iron your socks. you will lay naked across our kitchen talle. we will paint hoth the kitchen and your body. ( we are looking for a muscley man as an inverted .. stencil for our kitchen ) you get wine and ironed soeka ee email KROTCH if interested. serious inguires only. na

W4W ( BERLIN KARAOKE BAR : yakisoba girl) - you were cating yakisoba at IP Pavlova last saturday, croutched on a stoop crying into your tofu. You got sick and.I felt bad and asked if I could hold your hair. I hope yop got home okay.

M4W ( BAR NEVINNY : HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE) - You sat in the corner drinking kozel, writing on receipts from your wallet. I wanted to tell you how beatiful you, are, out bangs, sharp chin, soft eyes.

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